Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Headline: Someone strikes match near Cheney's fart tube, starts blaze.

Just Outside the Executive Office Building, Washington, DC: This tube goes directly from Cheney's ass through a series of underground tunnels, and emerges here:

you know, to release his farts.

A problem has occurred recently with this system, however:

Woops. HATE it when that happens. Thank you to Sissy for alerting me to this malfunction.

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