The phone call:
B.C.: What happened? [that's how he answers the phone when I call]
Me: Hey dad! Guess WHAT.
Me: I got the job!
B.C. Uh oh, I don't know if that's good or bad news.
Me: What? Why?
B.C.: Cuz now you have to WORK! You had a pretty good set up going before. Now you'll be working for, let's see.. *doing calculations in his head* 40 years!! hah! Big mistake...
Thanks, Bob. Always uplifting.